Men are generally more careful of the Breed of their Horses and Dogs than of their Children. – William Penn, Fruits of Solitude Category: Horses
People on horses look better than they are. People in cars look worse than they are. – Marya Mannes Category: Horses
I can always tell which is the front end of a horse, but beyond that, my art is not above the ordinary. – Mark Twain Category: Horses
You know, women are as promiscuous as men and yet, of course, people are inhibited from having an affair or a relationship because the real-world consequences are a drag. – Lee Child Category: relationship
The mark of a successful man is one that has spent an entire day on the bank of a river without feeling guilty about it. – Author Unknown Category: Stress
Everything slows down with age, except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. – John M. Wagner (“Maxine”) Category: Age
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. – Emo Philips Category: Computers
