Most grandmas have a touch of the scallywag. – Helen Thomson Category: GrandparentsAuthorHelen ThomsonRead Quote
A woman needs two animals – the horse of her dreams and a jackass to pay for it. – Author Unknown Category: Horses
A horse can lend its rider the speed and strength he or she lacks, but the rider who is wise remembers it is no more than a loan. – Pam Brown Category: Horses
If a man dreams that he has committed a sin before which the sun hid his face, it is often safe to conjecture that, in sheer forgetfulness, he wore a red tie, or brown boots with evening dress. – Arthur Machen Category: Dreams
One of the best temporary cures for pride and affection is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs. – Josh Billings Category: Pride
Trust me, I have never written a speech in my life, and if I have my way, I never will. – Curt Schilling Category: Trust
