Quote by H.L. Mencken
The way to hold a husband is to keep him a little jealous; the way

The way to hold a husband is to keep him a little jealous; the way to lose him is to keep him a little more jealous. – H.L. Mencken

Other quotes by H.L. Mencken

It is impossible to believe that the same God who permitted His own son to die a bachelor regards celibacy as an actual sin. – H.L. Mencken

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When I die I shall be content to vanish into nothingness…. No show, however good, could conceivably be good forever…. I do not believe in immortality, and have no desire for it. – H.L. Mencken

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Let me be clear. I support the definition of marriage as a union between a man and a woman. – Ben Nelson

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I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying till I get it right. – Richard Pryor

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We can practice tolerance while still holding true to cultural values that protect the institution of marriage as a union between only a man and a woman. – Ken Calvert

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A successful marriage isnt necessarily one that lasts until youre dead. – Ellen Barkin

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