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The way to hold a husband is to keep him a little jealous; the way

The way to hold a husband is to keep him a little jealous; the way to lose him is to keep him a little more jealous. – H.L. Mencken

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Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. – H.L. Mencken

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It is impossible to believe that the same God who permitted His own son to die a bachelor regards celibacy as an actual sin. – H.L. Mencken

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In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican. – H.L. Mencken

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The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin. РHonor̩ de Balzac, The Physiology of Marriage

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Choose your wife as you wish your children to be. – Proverb

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While 45 of the 50 States have either a State constitutional amendment or a statute that preserves the current definition of marriage, left-wing activist judges and officials at the local levels have struck down State laws protecting marriage. – John Boehner

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I guess because the shows were activist in their own way – the marriage of my public activism and my career activism, you know – people understand me very well. They also understand theres a very strong bipartisan part in all of this. – Norman Lear

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I think more and more people want to live alone. You can be a couple without being in each others pockets. I dont see why you have to share the same bathroom. – Jeanne Moreau

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You cannot set art off in a corner and hope for it to have vitality, reality, and substance. – Charles Ives

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Few can accept happiness if it means change. We want the life we have now, only happier. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Women have served all these centuries as looking glasses possessing the power of reflecting the figure of man at twice its natural size. – Virginia Woolf

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