A place where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed. – Robert G. Ingersoll

No man should escape our universities without knowing how little he knows. – J. Robert Oppenheimer

I have a degree in liberal arts. Do you want fries with that? – Author unknown, as seen on a T-shirt

A liberal education… frees a man from the prison-house of his class, race, time, place, background, family and even his nation. – Robert Maynard Hutchins