The quality of a university is measured more by the kind of student it turns out than the kind it takes in. – Robert J. Kibbee

The new appears as a minority point of view, and hence is unpopular. The function of a university is to give it a sanctuary. – Martin H. Fischer

I have a degree in liberal arts. Do you want fries with that? – Author unknown, as seen on a T-shirt

Standardization is the fertilizer of college education. A little may be useful, but flowers do not grow in pure manure. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)