Quote by Elbert Hubbard
College football is a sport that bears the same relation to educat

College football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture. – Elbert Hubbard

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Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other for ninety-nine years, or until death do them join. – Elbert Hubbard

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Even an ass can die with a degree. All it takes is four years and four thousand dollars. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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The average Ph.D. thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard to another. – J. Frank Dobie

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A place where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed. – Robert G. Ingersoll

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A liberal-arts education is supposed to provide you with a value system, a standard, a set of ideas, not a job. – Caroline Bird

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