I have a degree in liberal arts. Do you want fries with that? – Author unknown, as seen on a T-shirt

A liberal education… frees a man from the prison-house of his class, race, time, place, background, family and even his nation. – Robert Maynard Hutchins

Standardization is the fertilizer of college education. A little may be useful, but flowers do not grow in pure manure. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

The average Ph.D. thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard to another. – J. Frank Dobie