And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned; The calmer, I, to see it true That ways of love are never new- The love that sets you daft and dazed Is every love that ever blazed; The happier, I, to fathom this: A kiss is every other kiss. – Dorothy Parker
Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is simply calisthenics with words. – Dorothy Parker
It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard. – Dorothy Parker
He Robert Benchley and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery. – Dorothy Parker
My first car, I got it in an auction at my temple. It was an 86 Volvo that I got for 500 bucks, and then wound up throwing $10,000 into the stereo system and put TVs in the foot rests. It was the most ridiculous Volvo youd ever seen, but I had never had money before and I was out of my mind. – Shia LaBeouf