Quote by Jonathan Swift
I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. – Jonathan Swift

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Satire is a sort of glass wherein beholders do generally discover everybodys face but their own; which is the chief reason for that kind reception it meets with in the world, and that so very few are offended with it. – Jonathan Swift

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Kisses honeyed by oblivion. – George Eliot

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And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned; The calmer, I, to see it true That ways of love are never new- The love that sets you daft and dazed Is every love that ever blazed; The happier, I, to fathom this: A kiss is every other kiss. – Dorothy Parker

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A kiss is but a kiss now! and no wave of a great flood that whirls me to the sea. But, as you will! well sit contentedly, and eat our pot of honey on the grave. – George Meredith

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May I kiss you then? On this miserable paper? I might as well open the window and kiss the night air. – Franz Kafka

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