Quote by Martin Mull
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your b

Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. – Martin Mull

Other quotes by Martin Mull

It was taunted as reality. It was dangled as a carrot. In terms of peoples hopes and dreams, to say that that is less of a reality than the daily grind they find themselves in is maybe not correct. – Martin Mull

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Dreams
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I had a teacher in art school who said something about the only works he really enjoyed seeing or found much in were works where he had a sense that a discovery was made in the course of making this object. I like to hold to that as my marching orders. – Martin Mull

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teacher
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parenting
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Let me go to hell, thats all I ask, and go on cursing them there, and them look down and hear me, that might take some of the shine off their bliss. – Samuel Beckett

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parenting

The first and finest lesson that parents can teach their children is faith and courage. – Smiley Blanton

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parenting

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a fathers protection. – Sigmund Freud

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parenting

For me, Twitter works best as a way of taking pictures of being stuck in traffic on the Brooklyn Bridge. If people really want to read really funny quips about life, parenting, and pop culture, then by all means read Michael Ian Blacks tweets. – Michael Showalter

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parenting

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‘Tis a great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults; greater to tell him his. – Benjamin Franklin

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It is little men know of women their smiles and their tears alike are seldom what they seem. – Amelia Barr

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Women

Truly it may be said that the outside of a mountain is good for the inside of a man. – George Wherry, Alpine Notes and the Climbing Foot, 1896

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Nature

Why should I apologize because God throws in crystal chandeliers, mahogany floors, and the best construction in the world? – Jim Bakker

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Evangelism