Quote by Martin Mull
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your b

Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. – Martin Mull

Other quotes by Martin Mull

It was taunted as reality. It was dangled as a carrot. In terms of peoples hopes and dreams, to say that that is less of a reality than the daily grind they find themselves in is maybe not correct. – Martin Mull

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Dreams
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Youd have to think that youre at least decent, or you couldnt get up every morning and do it. I think if I live long enough, I might be pretty good. – Martin Mull

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Morning
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I grew up with no money. My kids will grow up with a lot of money and so its really important to me, and it will always be a part of my parenting, to keep them conscientious and connected socially to other people. – Ryan Phillippe

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parenting

I get whatever placidity I have from my father. But my mother taught me how to take it on the chin. – Norma Shearer

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parenting

For me, Twitter works best as a way of taking pictures of being stuck in traffic on the Brooklyn Bridge. If people really want to read really funny quips about life, parenting, and pop culture, then by all means read Michael Ian Blacks tweets. – Michael Showalter

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I would like to do another piece of fiction dealing with a number of issues: Lesbian parenting, the 1960s, and interracial relationships in the Lesbian and Gay community. – Audre Lorde

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parenting

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I write out of my intellectual experience. – Tom Stoppard

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