Quote by Martin Mull
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your b

Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. – Martin Mull

Other quotes by Martin Mull

It was taunted as reality. It was dangled as a carrot. In terms of peoples hopes and dreams, to say that that is less of a reality than the daily grind they find themselves in is maybe not correct. – Martin Mull

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Dreams
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Youd have to think that youre at least decent, or you couldnt get up every morning and do it. I think if I live long enough, I might be pretty good. – Martin Mull

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Morning
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I had a teacher in art school who said something about the only works he really enjoyed seeing or found much in were works where he had a sense that a discovery was made in the course of making this object. I like to hold to that as my marching orders. – Martin Mull

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teacher
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parenting
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Live so that when your children think of fairness and integrity, they think of you. – H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

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parenting

Ah, the power of two. Theres nothing quite like it. Especially when it comes to paying utility bills, parenting, cooking elaborate meals, purchasing a grown-up bed, jumping rope and lifting heavy machinery. The world favours pairs. Who wants to waste the wood building an ark for singletons? – Sloane Crosley

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parenting

We all have an interest in making sure teens grow up healthy and drug-free. – John Walters

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parenting

Parenting, as an unpaid occupation outside the world of public power, entails lower status, less power, and less control of resources than paid work. – Nancy Chodorow

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parenting

Random Quotes

Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations which we can perform without thinking. – Alfred North Whitehead

Category:
Conformity

Labor wants pride and joy in doing good work, a sense of making or doing something beautiful or useful – to be treated with dignity and respect as brother and sister. – Thorstein Veblen

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respect
[Y]our life is a journey, not a rest. You are travelling to the promised land, from the cradle to the grave. – The Sunday at Home, December 7th 1854

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Effort

No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early. – Groucho Marx

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Time