Believe me, my children have more stamina than a power station. – Robbie Coltrane
My dad? He died when I was 19, which is a bad time for your dad to die, because theres an awful lot of things you have to resolve with your parents past your teens if youve been a difficult teenager. – Robbie Coltrane
See, what youre meant to do when you have a mid-life crisis is buy a fast car, arent you? Well, Ive always had fast cars. Its not that. Its the fear that youre past your best. Its the fear that the stuff youve done in the past is your best work. – Robbie Coltrane
The person who comes up to you and makes the most noise and is the most intrusive is invariably the person in the room who has no respect for you at all, and its really all about them. – Robbie Coltrane
Ah, the power of two. Theres nothing quite like it. Especially when it comes to paying utility bills, parenting, cooking elaborate meals, purchasing a grown-up bed, jumping rope and lifting heavy machinery. The world favours pairs. Who wants to waste the wood building an ark for singletons? – Sloane Crosley