Quote by Chris Pratt
I have a pet lizard named Puff, five goldfish - named Pinky, Brain

I have a pet lizard named Puff, five goldfish – named Pinky, Brain, Jowels, Pearl and Sandy, an oscar fish named Chef, two pacus, an albino African frog named Whitey, a bonsai tree, four Venus flytraps, a fruit fly farm and sea monkeys. – Chris Pratt

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Who knew Rob Lowe was funny? On Parks and Rec, weve got some of the funniest comedy writers, some of the funniest comedians in the world working there. And if anything, we dont just effuse to one another and be like, Oh, Rob Lowes really funny, if he wasnt. – Chris Pratt

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Its interesting – I always thought when I was doing more melodramatic stuff like Everwood that the directors were constantly reeling me in and stopping me from being funny. – Chris Pratt

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When youre doing a TV show, its not like you just shoot for six weeks and youre in an editing room with all of your footage. Its like a guitar or a car, you have to fine tune things. You stop doing whats not working, you work on what is working and you add things that do work. – Chris Pratt

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Kittens are wide-eyed, soft and sweet. With needles in their jaws and feet. – Pam Brown

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Many cats are the death of the mouse. – Kaspar Hauser

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Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things. – George Carlin

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What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm. – Rodney Dangerfield

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