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I have a pet lizard named Puff, five goldfish - named Pinky, Brain

I have a pet lizard named Puff, five goldfish – named Pinky, Brain, Jowels, Pearl and Sandy, an oscar fish named Chef, two pacus, an albino African frog named Whitey, a bonsai tree, four Venus flytraps, a fruit fly farm and sea monkeys. – Chris Pratt

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Its interesting – I always thought when I was doing more melodramatic stuff like Everwood that the directors were constantly reeling me in and stopping me from being funny. – Chris Pratt

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The American audience has really opened up to women being A.) funny and B.) kinda crude. Bridesmaids is R-rated, and I think it was a major coup for women to have an R-rated comedy that did really well. Same as Bad Teacher. – Chris Pratt

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When youre doing a TV show, its not like you just shoot for six weeks and youre in an editing room with all of your footage. Its like a guitar or a car, you have to fine tune things. You stop doing whats not working, you work on what is working and you add things that do work. – Chris Pratt

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If you have a deep-seated need to be loved and admired every day, you shouldnt be in politics. You should go work at a pet store. – Michael Nutter

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I have felt cats rubbing their faces against mine and touching my cheek with claws carefully sheathed. These things, to me, are expressions of love. – James Herriot

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One of my biggest pet peeves is that I just dont like it when characters do things that are funny to the writer, but you dont know why theyre doing it and it doesnt make any sense. – Glenn Howerton

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Pet me, touch me, love me, thats what I get when I perform. Thats when Im really getting what I want. – Connie Stevens

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