Its hardware that makes a machine fast. Its software that makes a fast machine slow. – Craig Bruce
Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration just think how many bombs that would buy! – Craig Bruce

Its hardware that makes a machine fast. Its software that makes a fast machine slow. – Craig Bruce
Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration just think how many bombs that would buy! – Craig Bruce
Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed. – Craig Bruce
Its a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult. – Craig Bruce
Heres my rule: You always want to pay cash for your own books, because if they look at the name on the credit card and then they look at the name on the book jacket, then theres this look of such profound sympathy for you that you had to resort to this. It really is withering. – Carl Hiaasen