Half the lies they tell about me arent true. – Yogi Berra
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because Im not hungry enough to eat six. – Yogi Berra

Half the lies they tell about me arent true. – Yogi Berra
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because Im not hungry enough to eat six. – Yogi Berra
Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I dont think I could eat eight. – Yogi Berra
It is a noteworthy fact that kicking and beating have played so considerable a part in the habits which necessity has imposed on mankind in past ages that the only way of preventing civilized men from beating and kicking their wives is to organize games in which they can kick and beat balls. – George Bernard Shaw