‘Tis a great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults; greater to tell him his. – Benjamin Franklin
The greatest thing about the internet is that you can quote something and just totally make up the source. – Benjamin Franklin
In general, mankind, since the improvement in cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. – Benjamin Franklin
Those disputing, contradicting, and confuting people are generally unfortunate in their affairs. They get victory, sometimes, but they never get good will, which would be of more use to them. – Benjamin Franklin