What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars’ worth of pleasure. – Gene Perret
Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition — with the possible exception of closet space. – Gene Perret
What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars’ worth of pleasure. – Gene Perret
Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition — with the possible exception of closet space. – Gene Perret
Two things I dislike about my granddaughter — when she won’t take her afternoon nap, and when she won’t let me take mine. – Gene Perret
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache… unless you play golf. – Gene Perret