What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars’ worth of pleasure. – Gene Perret
Do you know why grandchildren are always so full of energy? They suck it out of their grandparents. – Gene Perret

What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars’ worth of pleasure. – Gene Perret
Do you know why grandchildren are always so full of energy? They suck it out of their grandparents. – Gene Perret
I don’t intentionally spoil my grandkids. It’s just that correcting them often takes more energy than I have left. – Gene Perret
Like good wine, marriage gets better with age — once you learn to keep a cork in it. – Gene Perret