The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect. – Sam Ewing
Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career. – Sam Ewing
The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect. – Sam Ewing
Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career. – Sam Ewing
Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands — and the rest of the year on the financial rocks. – Sam Ewing
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. – Sam Ewing