If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate. – Diogenes the Cynic Category: Eating
History is the open Bible: we historians are not priests to expound it infallibly: our function is to teach people to read it and to reflect upon it for themselves. – George Macaulay Trevelyan Category: History
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. – Winston Churchill Category: Morning
In every tyrants heart there springs in the end this poison, that he cannot trust a friend. – Aeschylus Category: Trust
The mind will quote whether the tongue does or not. – Attributed to Emerson in Edge-Tools of Speech by Maturin M. Ballou, 1886 Category: Quotations
