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Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad. – A.A. Milne

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If the English language had been properly organised by a businessman or Member of Parliament, then there would be a word which meant both “he” and “she”, and I could write, “If John or Mary comes heesh will want to play tennis”, which would save a lot of trouble. – A.A. Milne

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