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Quote by Jeff Cesario
Who watches golf on TV? Who calls eight friends over and gets a ke

Who watches golf on TV? Who calls eight friends over and gets a keg of beer? Landscapers, I guess. They sit around the TV, yelling, “Will you look at that golf path?Pure pea gravel.” – Jeff Cesario

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