Dead Last Finish is greater than Did Not Finish, which trumps Did Not Start. – Anonymous Category: Running
If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken Him completely by surprise. – P.Z. Pearce Category: Running
To a runner, a side stich is like a car alarm. It signifies something is wrong, but you ignore it until it goes away. – Author Unknown Category: Running
A minority group has “arrived” only when it has the right to produce some fools and scoundrels without the entire group paying for it. – Carl T. Rowan Category: Prejudice
It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. – Friedrich Nietzsche Category: Friendship
Eloquence, n. The art of orally persuading fools that white is the color that it appears to be. It includes the gift of making any color appear white. – Ambrose Bierce Category: Art
