Genealogy. An account of ones descent from an ancestor who did not particularly care to trace his own. – Ambrose Bierce
Present, n. That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope. – Ambrose Bierce

Genealogy. An account of ones descent from an ancestor who did not particularly care to trace his own. – Ambrose Bierce
Present, n. That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope. – Ambrose Bierce
An optimist is a proponent of the doctrine that black is white. – Ambrose Bierce