*Poof!* And just like that, there are now 3 fewer chocolate caramels in the world. – Dr.SunWolf, 2014 tweet, professorsunwolf.com Category: Chocolate
If one swallows a cup of chocolate only three hours after a copious lunch, everything will be perfectly digested and there will still be room for dinner. – Jean-Anthelme Brillat-Savarin Category: Chocolate
My favorite thing in the world is a box of fine European chocolates which is, for sure, better than sex. – Alicia Silverstone Category: Chocolate
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason. – Jack Handey Category: Trees
Id like to say I was smart enough to finish six grades in five years, but I think perhaps the teacher was just glad to get rid of me. – Alan Shepard Category: teacher