The only reason I might go to the funeral is to make absolutely sure that hes dead. – Source Unknown Category: Funerals
Tombs are the clothes of the dead and a grave is a plain suit; while an expensive monument is one with embroidery. – Richard Buckminster Fuller Category: Funerals
A funeral is a pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker. – Ambrose Bierce Category: Funerals
The first crocodile I ever caught was at nine years of age, and it was a rescue. – Steve Irwin Category: Age
I do not believe there is a problem in this country or the world today which could not be settled if approached through the teaching of the Sermon on the Mount. – Harry S. Truman Category: teacher
It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. – Stephen Hawking Category: Intelligence
So if you stay ready, you aint gotta get ready, and that is how I run my life. – Will Smith Category: Life
