Quote by Bill Cosby
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-ro

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. – Bill Cosby

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The first-born in every family is always dreaming for an imaginary older brother or sister who will look out for them. – Bill Cosby

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A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when hes in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station. – Bill Cosby

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parenting
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It is much easier to become a father than to be one. – Kent Nerburn, Letters to My Son: Reflections on Becoming a Man, 1994

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Any man can be a father. It takes someone special to be a dad. – Author Unknown

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Father! — to God himself we cannot give a holier name. – William Wordsworth

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A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. – Author Unknown

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