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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-ro

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. – Bill Cosby

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Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I dont believe the kids should be given homework. – Bill Cosby

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My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didnt because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children. – Bill Cosby

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Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die. – Bill Cosby

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There are three stages of a man’s life: He believes in Santa Claus, he doesn’t believe in Santa Claus, he is Santa Claus. – Author Unknown

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My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it. – Quentin Crisp

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I love my father as the stars — he’s a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. – Terri Guillemets

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Father! — to God himself we cannot give a holier name. – William Wordsworth

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