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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-ro

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. – Bill Cosby

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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it. – Bill Cosby

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Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die. – Bill Cosby

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If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right. – Bill Cosby

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One father is more than a hundred Schoolemasters. – George Herbert, Outlandish Proverbs, 1640

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My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it. – Quentin Crisp

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There are three stages of a man’s life: He believes in Santa Claus, he doesn’t believe in Santa Claus, he is Santa Claus. – Author Unknown

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There’s something like a line of gold thread running through a man’s words when he talks to his daughter, and gradually over the years it gets to be long enough for you to pick up in your hands and weave into a cloth that feels like love itself. – John Gregory Brown, Decorations in a Ruined Cemetery, 1994

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Ive been trying to find women writers for my staff for a while now and I have three women on my staff and three guys so its pretty equal. I dont know why that is. Its been the same thing for a while. Its hard for female comedians to stand out. Thats weird. Thats a shame. – Ellen DeGeneres

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