Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable. – Ambrose Bierce
To be positive: to be mistaken at the top of ones voice. – Ambrose Bierce

Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable. – Ambrose Bierce
To be positive: to be mistaken at the top of ones voice. – Ambrose Bierce
Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion. – Ambrose Bierce
No country is so wild and difficult but men will make it a theater of war. – Ambrose Bierce