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Quote by Julia Sweeney
Our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come

Our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come visit… Santa, who was jolly – but, lets face it, he was also very judgmental. – Julia Sweeney

Other quotes by Julia Sweeney

I used to think no one should go into show biz, but now I feel differently. I now feel like its a great career. If you can do it and make money at it and still not be so famous that you can have a normal life – then I think its a great career. – Julia Sweeney

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famous
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Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course thats where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen. – Julia Sweeney

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funny
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I think one of the basic tasks in life – one of the nice things we can do for each other – is to take things that are horrible and scary and make them acceptable and less frightening and, if possible, funny. It feels great to succeed at that. – Julia Sweeney

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funny
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There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. – Jerry Seinfeld

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I guess now that I think back, I used to play priest and be a funny priest. I dont know, I grew up in such a Catholic family that I kind of liked to test the boundaries a little bit and I think I had fun watching my mom laugh. – Jenny McCarthy

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Family

The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each others life. – Richard Bach

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Family

I have yet to see a drama that puts forward women who are successful and also have a family… they are nearly always seen as victims. – Francesca Annis

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One accusation you cant throw at me is that Ive always done my best. – Alan Shearer

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From you we have learned what we, at least, value, to separate Church and State and from you we gather inspiration at all times in our devotion to learning, to religious liberty, and to individual and National freedom. – Seth Low

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If you dont go towards the thing you fear, you wont be able to say you lived. – Sherri Shepherd

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I used to be a Catholic. I left because I object to conversion by concussion. If you dont agree with what they teach, you get clobbered over the head until you do. All that does is change the shape of the head. – Alan Alda

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Change