Quote by Julia Sweeney
Our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come

Our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come visit… Santa, who was jolly – but, lets face it, he was also very judgmental. – Julia Sweeney

Other quotes by Julia Sweeney

Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course thats where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen. – Julia Sweeney

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funny
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To a certain extent I am taking a leap of faith. Im adding up the evidence on either side, and Im seeing the evidence of there not being a God is overwhelming compared to the evidence for there being a God. – Julia Sweeney

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Faith
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Other Quotes from
Family
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The family is the test of freedom because the family is the only thing that the free man makes for himself and by himself. – Gilbert K. Chesterton

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Family

To maintain a joyful family requires much from both the parents and the children. Each member of the family has to become, in a special way, the servant of the others. – Pope John Paul II

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Family

Personally, I think four is the perfect number of children for our particular family. Four is enough to create the frenzied cacophony that my husband and I find so joyful. – Ayelet Waldman

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Family

I have a lot of very close girlfriends and sisters – Im from an all female family. My father often quips that even the cat was neutered! – Shirley Manson

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Family

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Say this much for big league baseball – it is beyond question the greatest conversation piece ever invented in America. – Bruce Catton

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World Series

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. – Author Unknown

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History

Well, you go to Holland and everybodys on a bike – nobody would think to have a car. – Stone Gossard

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car

If there were no poetry on any day in the world, poetry would be invented that day. For there would be an intolerable hunger. – Muriel Rukeyser

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Poetry