Quote by Julia Sweeney
Our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come

Our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come visit… Santa, who was jolly – but, lets face it, he was also very judgmental. – Julia Sweeney

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Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course thats where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen. – Julia Sweeney

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funny
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I used to think no one should go into show biz, but now I feel differently. I now feel like its a great career. If you can do it and make money at it and still not be so famous that you can have a normal life – then I think its a great career. – Julia Sweeney

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famous
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I think one of the basic tasks in life – one of the nice things we can do for each other – is to take things that are horrible and scary and make them acceptable and less frightening and, if possible, funny. It feels great to succeed at that. – Julia Sweeney

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funny
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I text a lot people, because its how I stay connected with all my family and friends when Im on set and traveling. – Ashley Tisdale

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One thing that was passed on from generation to generation in my family, over seven generations in 200 years, was never give up. Thats the way we live. – Nik Wallenda

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Short of baseball and my family, it was gaming. And gaming is a $20-million to $200-million multi-year effort. Its an insane, stupid and utterly irresponsible act. But I did it. – Curt Schilling

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Soon we saw that money going to women brought much more benefit to the family than money going to the men. So we changed our policy and gave a high priority to women. As a result, now 96% of our four million borrowers in Grameen Bank are women. – Muhammad Yunus

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Theres a really unique relationship between a single parent and their child. Marriages so easily break up. Theres kind of this temporary deal about marriages. Thats one of the things that makes it stressful, and thats something thats nonexistent in a parent-child relationship. – Jeremy Sisto

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Art said he wanted to get more distance. I told him to hit it and run backward. – Ken Venturi, on Art Rosenbaum

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Democracy arises out of the notion that those who are equal in any respect are equal in all respects because men are equally free, they claim to be absolutely equal. – Aristotle

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If I had a single flower for every time I think of you, I could walk forever in my garden. – Claudia Adrienne Grandi

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