Quote by Jeff Foxworthy
For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We st

For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on lifes list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors. – Jeff Foxworthy

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I say, If everybody in this house lives where its God first, friends and family second and you third, we wont ever have an argument. – Jeff Foxworthy

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If your neighbors think youre a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy

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We are special because weve been united not by a common race or ethnicity. Were bound together by common values. That family is the most important institution in society. That almighty God is the source of all we have. – Marco Rubio

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Short of baseball and my family, it was gaming. And gaming is a $20-million to $200-million multi-year effort. Its an insane, stupid and utterly irresponsible act. But I did it. – Curt Schilling

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I have a great family by the way, but you need to find people who can pull something out from you that might be otherwise unseen. – Kristen Stewart

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I believe the world is one big family, and we need to help each other. – Jet Li

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