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For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We st

For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on lifes list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors. – Jeff Foxworthy

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If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy

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If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, youll be going, you know, were alright. We are dang near royalty. – Jeff Foxworthy

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If one is desperate for love, I suggest looking at ones friends and family and see if love is all around. If not, get a new set of friends, a new family. – Jasmine Guy

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I need to work to support my family. – Tori Spelling

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President Obama promised to begin to slow the rise of the oceans and heal the planet. My promise… is to help you and your family. – Mitt Romney

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Going home and spending time with your family and your real friends keeps you grounded. – Jennifer Ellison

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