Quote by Jeff Foxworthy
For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We st

For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on lifes list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors. – Jeff Foxworthy

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Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, thats a bonus, and if you dont, you still wont hate going to work. – Jeff Foxworthy

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Ive been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family. – Jeff Foxworthy

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If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy

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I feel my familys needs are a priority. Im not comfortable with the idea of serving the many and ignoring my family. – Susan Sarandon

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And thank you for a house full of people I love. Amen. – Terri Guillemets

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The most difficult is the first family, to bring someone out of the world. – Richard G. Scott

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The true poet for me is a priest. As soon as he dons the cassock, he must leave his family. – Gustave Flaubert

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