Quote by Nora Ephron
You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person

You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets. – Nora Ephron

Other quotes by Nora Ephron

My mother was a good recreational cook, but what she basically believed about cooking was that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. – Nora Ephron

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good
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I always read the last page of a book first so that if I die before I finish Ill know how it turned out. – Nora Ephron

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Literary
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I try to write parts for women that are as complicated and interesting as women actually are. – Nora Ephron

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Women
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Other Quotes from
Animals
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If all the beasts were gone, men would die from a great loneliness of spirit, for whatever happens to the beasts also happens to the man. All things are connected. Whatever befalls the Earth befalls the sons of the Earth. – Chief Seattle of the Suquamish Tribe, letter to President Franklin Pierce

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Animals

The fatter the flea the leaner the dog. – Proverb

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Animals

I subscribe to the theory that Mankind never domesticated any animal. They came in from the cold and looked cute until they were fed. – David Beard, @Raqhun

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Animals

The kind man feeds his beast before sitting down to dinner. – Hebrew Proverb

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Animals

Random Quotes

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, its quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid. – Rita Rudner

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Men

There is a brief moment when all there is in a mans mind and soul and spirit is reflected through his eyes, his hands, his attitude. This is the moment to record. – Yousuf Karsh

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Attitude

Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke. – Ambrose Bierce

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Humor

You can owe nothing, if you give back its light to the sun. – Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

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