Quote by Nora Ephron
You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person

You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets. – Nora Ephron

Other quotes by Nora Ephron

With any child entering adolescence, one hunts for signs of health, is desperate for the smallest indication that the childs problems will never be important enough for a television movie. – Nora Ephron

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Health
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As far as the men who are running for president are concerned, they arent even people I would date. – Nora Ephron

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Men
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My mother wanted us to understand that the tragedies of your life one day have the potential to be comic stories the next. – Nora Ephron

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Life
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Other Quotes from
Animals
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I have been studying the traits and dispositions of the “lower animals” (so called) and contrasting them with the traits and dispositions of man. I find the result humiliating to me. – Mark Twain, Letters from the Earth, 1907

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Animals

The difference between friends and pets is that friends we allow into our company, pets we allow into our solitude. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Animals

I subscribe to the theory that Mankind never domesticated any animal. They came in from the cold and looked cute until they were fed. – David Beard, @Raqhun

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Animals

I shoot the Hippopotamus with bullets made of platinum, because if I use the leaden one his hide is sure to flatten em. – Hilaire Belloc

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Animals

Random Quotes

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. – Dr.SunWolf, 2012 tweet, professorsunwolf.com

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Children

If you can’t forgive and forget, pick one. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Forgiveness

Markets rebounded quickly from morning jitters after the London Thursday terrorist bombing. – Cliff Stearns

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Morning

Moonstruck… was one of the few romantic comedies to be nominated for a Best Picture Oscar. – Norman Jewison

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Romantic