I always read the last page of a book first so that if I die before I finish Ill know how it turned out. – Nora Ephron
Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy. – Nora Ephron
As far as the men who are running for president are concerned, they arent even people I would date. – Nora Ephron
Beware of men who cry. Its true that men who cry are sensitive to and in touch with feelings, but the only feelings they tend to be sensitive to and in touch with are their own. – Nora Ephron
With any child entering adolescence, one hunts for signs of health, is desperate for the smallest indication that the childs problems will never be important enough for a television movie. – Nora Ephron
I try to write parts for women that are as complicated and interesting as women actually are. – Nora Ephron
My mother wanted us to understand that the tragedies of your life one day have the potential to be comic stories the next. – Nora Ephron
My mother was a good recreational cook, but what she basically believed about cooking was that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. – Nora Ephron
Summer bachelors, like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be. – Nora Ephron
The desire to get married, which – I regret to say, I believe is basic and primal in women – is followed almost immediately by an equally basic and primal urge – which is to be single again. – Nora Ephron
You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets. – Nora Ephron
