Quote by Albert Einstein
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. – Albert Einstein

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I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. – Albert Einstein

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If it isnt a success, that still wouldnt be grounds for divorce. On her film The Long Kiss Goodnight produced by husband Renny Harlin – Geena Davis

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Road sense is the offspring of courtesy and the parent of safety. – Australian Traffic Rule, quoted in Quotations for Special Occasions by Maud van

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Space is a never-ending race track. The thermal shock region on the prow of our solar system, for example, is screaming through the heavens at 490,000 miles an hour. Earth is hurtling round the sun at 67,000 miles an hour. God, it seems, is a complete speed freak. – Top Gear, series 16, episode 6

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Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race. – H.G. Wells

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