If a woman driver ahead of you signals a left turn, be careful, she may turn left. – Source Unknown Category: Driving
The longest journey begins with a single step, not with a turn of the ignition key. – Edward Abbey Category: Driving
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said “Parking Fine.” – Tommy Cooper Category: Driving
One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth. – Joe Garagiola Category: Sports
She had a womanly instinct that clothes possess an influence more powerful over many than the worth of character or the magic of manners. – Louisa May Alcott Category: Fashion
Peace Train is a song I wrote, the message of which continues to breeze thunderously through the hearts of millions of human beings. – Cat Stevens Category: Peace
Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. – John Quinton Category: Politics
