A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. – Henry Morgan Category: Driving
The car has become a secular sanctuary for the individual, his shrine to the self, his mobile Walden Pond. – Edward McDonagh Category: Driving
And I, I took the road less traveled by. I was using a GPS system. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com Category: Driving
Parliament must not be told a direct untruth, but its quite possible to allow them to mislead themselves. – Norman Tebbit Category: Parliament
Literature is made upon any occasion that a challenge is put to the legal apparatus by conscience in touch with humanity. – Nelson Algren Category: legal
Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl. – Mike Adams Category: Science
Weve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet – so we bought a dog. Well, its cheaper, and you get more feet. – Rita Rudner Category: pet