Your grandchildren will likely find it incredible — or even sinful — that you burned up a gallon of gasoline to fetch a pack of cigarettes! – Dr. Paul MacCready, Jr. Category: Driving
Remember folks, street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph. – Jim Samuels Category: Driving
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said “Parking Fine.” – Tommy Cooper Category: Driving
An ideal form of government is democracy tempered with assassination. – Voltaire Category: Government
True generosity consists precisely in fighting to destroy the causes which nourish false charity. – Paulo Freire, Pedagogy of the Oppressed, 1970 Category: Helping
It took a while for me to grasp that my colleagues believe I have made an impact on the history of cinema. – Conrad Hall Category: History
The presidency is now a cross between a popularity contest and a high school debate, with an encyclopedia of cliches the first prize. – Saul Bellow Category: Presidents Day
