If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? – Steven Wright
Take a trip to the forest and experience the greatness of getting on your knees and picking your own food and going home… and eating it. – Rene Redzepi
Everybody has to put purees underneath everything now. Its like people think we need the steak, and then we need some baby food with it. – Wolfgang Puck
A lot of people think Japanese food is difficult, a lot of work. But you dont have to buy the knife I have. You dont have to train as long as I have. You can do my cooking in your kitchen. – Masaharu Morimoto
Too much traffic with a quotation book begets a conviction of ignorance in a sensitive reader. Not only is there a mass of quotable stuff he never quotes, but an even vaster realm of which he has never heard. – Robertson Davies