I dont really dissect comedy. Nothing kills off humor more than overanalyzing it. – David Steinberg
I used to have a theory actually that, if youve had a good childhood, a good marriage and a little bit of money in the bank, youre going to make a lousy comedian. – David Steinberg
Your relationship with an agent has got to be mutually beneficial. If you cant help their careers, then theyre not going to be interested. – David Steinberg
When I started, you didnt make a lot of money by being a comedian. You didnt get a lot of respect. – David Steinberg
The belief that there are other life forms in the universe is a matter of faith. There is not a single shred of evidence for any other life forms, and in forty years of searching, none has been discovered. There is absolutely no evidentiary reason to maintain this belief. – Michael Crichton