When I started, you didnt make a lot of money by being a comedian. You didnt get a lot of respect. – David Steinberg
I used to have a theory actually that, if youve had a good childhood, a good marriage and a little bit of money in the bank, youre going to make a lousy comedian. – David Steinberg
Your relationship with an agent has got to be mutually beneficial. If you cant help their careers, then theyre not going to be interested. – David Steinberg
I dont really dissect comedy. Nothing kills off humor more than overanalyzing it. – David Steinberg
How thoroughly it is ingrained in mathematical science that every real advance goes hand in hand with the invention of sharper tools and simpler methods which, at the same time, assist in understanding earlier theories and in casting aside some more complicated developments. – David Hilbert