Quote by David Steinberg
I used to have a theory actually that, if youve had a good childho

I used to have a theory actually that, if youve had a good childhood, a good marriage and a little bit of money in the bank, youre going to make a lousy comedian. – David Steinberg

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When I started, you didnt make a lot of money by being a comedian. You didnt get a lot of respect. – David Steinberg

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I dont really dissect comedy. Nothing kills off humor more than overanalyzing it. – David Steinberg

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Your relationship with an agent has got to be mutually beneficial. If you cant help their careers, then theyre not going to be interested. – David Steinberg

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There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first. – Adela Rogers St. Johns

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I remember driving home one evening while they were reviewing the papers on the radio. One of the articles was about me separating from my wife. Its a weird thing to listen to a news report about the break-up of your marriage. – Rory Bremner

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My parents separated when I was four. It wasnt the smoothest of divorces, but then as my mother always says, you cant have a passionate marriage without a passionate divorce. – Sophie Ellis Bextor

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Marriage isnt a carnival ride. – Aisha Tyler

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