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Quote by David Steinberg
I used to have a theory actually that, if youve had a good childho

I used to have a theory actually that, if youve had a good childhood, a good marriage and a little bit of money in the bank, youre going to make a lousy comedian. – David Steinberg

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I dont really dissect comedy. Nothing kills off humor more than overanalyzing it. – David Steinberg

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When I started, you didnt make a lot of money by being a comedian. You didnt get a lot of respect. – David Steinberg

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Your relationship with an agent has got to be mutually beneficial. If you cant help their careers, then theyre not going to be interested. – David Steinberg

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