Quote by David Steinberg
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I used to have a theory actually that, if youve had a good childhood, a good marriage and a little bit of money in the bank, youre going to make a lousy comedian. – David Steinberg

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Your relationship with an agent has got to be mutually beneficial. If you cant help their careers, then theyre not going to be interested. – David Steinberg

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I dont really dissect comedy. Nothing kills off humor more than overanalyzing it. – David Steinberg

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When I started, you didnt make a lot of money by being a comedian. You didnt get a lot of respect. – David Steinberg

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People do not marry people, not real ones anyway; they marry what they think the person is; they marry illusions and images. The exciting adventure of marriage is finding out who the partner really is. – James L. Framo, “Explorations in Marital & Family Therapy”

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Take this marriage thing seriously – it has to last all the way to the divorce. – Roseanne Barr

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The day you marry, it is either kill or cure. – Proverb

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I wanted my marriage to work, but it didnt. – Diane Abbott

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