Quote by David Steinberg
I used to have a theory actually that, if youve had a good childho

I used to have a theory actually that, if youve had a good childhood, a good marriage and a little bit of money in the bank, youre going to make a lousy comedian. – David Steinberg

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I dont really dissect comedy. Nothing kills off humor more than overanalyzing it. – David Steinberg

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Your relationship with an agent has got to be mutually beneficial. If you cant help their careers, then theyre not going to be interested. – David Steinberg

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relationship
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When I started, you didnt make a lot of money by being a comedian. You didnt get a lot of respect. – David Steinberg

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Theres not a lot of room anymore for what I call made-up drama. The drama comes from real places now – marriage takes work and focus, the kid stuff takes patience and commitment. And if you dont grow as people and as a couple, within all of that, then youve got some real drama. – Jeremy Sisto

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Mr. Speaker, I rise today in support of the definition of a marriage as between one man and one woman. – Randy Neugebauer

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I thought marriage was something very quiet and very regular and very bourgeois. – Carla Bruni

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What is fascinating about marriage is why anyone wants to get married. – Alain de Botton

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