The advantages found in history seem to be of three kinds, as it amuses the fancy, as it improves the understanding, and as it strengthens virtue. – David Hume Category: History
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. – Erma Bombeck Category: Running
When someone asks if youd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? – Lisa Loeb Category: Birthday
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. – Carrie Snow Category: Women
