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A cat is the only domestic animal I know who toilet trains itself

A cat is the only domestic animal I know who toilet trains itself and does a damned impressive job of it. – Joseph Epstein

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I said something which gave you to think I hated cats. But gad, sir, I am one of the most fanatical cat lovers in the business. If you hate them, I may learn to hate you. If your allergies hate them, I will tolerate the situation to the best of my ability. – Raymond Chandler

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There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. – Author Unknown

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I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. – Hippolyte Taine

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A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. – Hazel Nicholson

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