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Quote by Joseph Epstein
A cat is the only domestic animal I know who toilet trains itself

A cat is the only domestic animal I know who toilet trains itself and does a damned impressive job of it. – Joseph Epstein

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Both ardent lovers and austere scholars, when once they come to the years of discretion, love cats, so strong and gentle, the pride of the household, who like them are sensitive to the cold, and sedentary. – Charles Baudelaire

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A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings. – William Ralph Inge

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Most beds sleep up to six cats. Ten cats without the owner. – Stephen Baker

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I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. – Hippolyte Taine

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