I thought “clean eating” was devouring cupcakes while mopping the floor. – Internet meme Category: Dieting
The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. – Dave Barry Category: Dieting
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. – Orson Welles Category: Dieting
Nature is the mother and the habitat of man, even if sometimes a stepmother and an unfriendly home. – John Dewey Category: Home
No man who is not willing to help himself has any right to apply to his friends, or to the gods. – Demosthenes Category: Independence
Having imagination, it takes you an hour to write a paragraph that, if you were unimaginative, would take you only a minute. Or you might not write the paragraph at all. – Franklin P. Adams, Half a Loaf, 1927 Category: Writing
Leaders have to act more quickly today. The pressure comes much faster. – Andy Grove Category: Technology