Ive considered having my nose fixed. But I didnt trust anyone enough. If I could do it myself with a mirror. – Barbra Streisand
Why does a woman work ten years to change a mans habits and then complain that hes not the man she married? – Barbra Streisand
Success to me is having ten honeydew melons and eating only the top half of each slice. – Barbra Streisand
A man who graduated high in his class at Yale Law School and made partnership in a top law firm would be celebrated. A man who invested wisely would be admired, but a woman who accomplishes this is treated with suspicion. – Barbra Streisand