The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds. – Lenny Bruce Category: Humor
In looking for humor, keep in mind this guideline: Sometimes it takes a little time to see the humor in your upsets you may not find something to laugh about immediately. – Allen Klein Category: Humor
Newspaper people, once celebrated as founts of ribald humor and uncouth fun, have of late lost all their gaiety, and small wonder. – Russell Baker Category: Humor
I am of a healthy long lived race, and our minds improve with age. – William Butler Yeats Category: Age
These are not dark days: these are great days – the greatest days our country has ever lived. – Winston Churchill Category: great
It is a clear truth that those who every day barter away other mens liberty will soon care little for their own. – James Otis Category: Men
Pleasure is very seldom found where it is sought. Our brightest blazes are commonly kindled by unexpected sparks. – Samuel Johnson Category: Happiness
