Quote by Ruby Wax
College atheletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil. -

College atheletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil. – Ruby Wax

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I have to keep reminding myself that I am their mother. Sometimes we are sitting at home and I feel like we are waiting for our mom to come home. – Ruby Wax

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mom
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Im a misplaced American, but dont know where I was misplaced. – Ruby Wax

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funny
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Being a mother is hard and it wasnt a subject I ever studied. – Ruby Wax

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I woke up on May 15, 1991, the day of my Barnard graduation, and I said to myself, By the end of today you will decide what you want to do with the rest of your life. – Alexandra Guarnaschelli

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If youre picking your best friend based on what kind of clothes she wears or how popular she is, chances are you arent going to stay in touch after graduation. – Renee Olstead

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There are no shortcuts to any place worth going. – Beverly Sills

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Im not retiring. I am graduating. Today is my graduation day. Retirement means that youll just go ahead and live on your laurels and surf all day in Oceanside. It aint going to happen. – Junior Seau

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The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age. – Orson Welles

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Ageism works in both directions. As a teenager in the public eye, people would talk condescendingly to me. When you get older theres this feeling that you have to start carving up your face and body. Right now Im in the middle ground – I think women in their thirties are taken seriously. – Alanis Morissette

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I have a lot of money. – Chuck Palahniuk

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Metaphysics may be, after all, only the art of being sure of something that is not so, and logic only the art of going wrong with confidence. – Joseph Wood Krutch, The Modern Temper, 1929 (Thanks, Jeff)

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