Quote by Ruby Wax
College atheletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil. -

College atheletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil. – Ruby Wax

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I have to keep reminding myself that I am their mother. Sometimes we are sitting at home and I feel like we are waiting for our mom to come home. – Ruby Wax

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Im a misplaced American, but dont know where I was misplaced. – Ruby Wax

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Being a mother is hard and it wasnt a subject I ever studied. – Ruby Wax

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All my graduation money went to paying for bartending classes so I could have a side gig. I bartended for two months before I was supposed to move to New York and then two months later I got the job as an understudy in Sister Act and havent looked back since. – Patina Miller

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To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks. – A.A. Milne

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The fireworks begin today. Each diploma is a lighted match. Each one of you is a fuse. – Edward Koch

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I went to college at the University of Kansas, where I got a degree in political science. – Sara Paretsky

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