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Quote by Mark Twain
The Christians Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same

The Christians Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. – Mark Twain

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I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes. – Mark Twain

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Taxes
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Nothing seems to please a fly so much as to be taken for a currant; and if it can be baked in a cake and palmed off on the unwary, it dies happy. – Mark Twain

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Insects
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The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven. – Mark Twain

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Other Quotes from
Medical
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The doctor of the future will give no medicine but will interest his patients in the care of the human frame, in diet and in the cause and prevention of disease. – Thomas Edison

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Medical

When you talk about obesity, theres so many things that can cause that. It can be a medical thing, or down to the individual. Theres a lot of other things involved than eating a Mars bar. – Peter Shilton

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Medical

Even people who feel perfectly comfortable investing in the stock market and owning their own homes often have qualms about individual medical accounts or Social Security private accounts. – Jacob Hacker

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Medical

Modern medical advances have helped millions of people live longer, healthier lives. We owe these improvements to decades of investment in medical research. – Ike Skelton

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Medical

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Continuing a Lenten series on prayer: Prayer is co-operation with God. It is the purest exercise of the faculties God has given us – an exercise that links these faculties with the Maker to work out the intentions He had in mind in their creation. – E. Stanley Jones

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Easter

With the help of modern technology, I can compose intricate keyboard parts and then I have to go back and learn them in order to perform them properly. – Geddy Lee

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It is unclear exactly how many law enforcement agencies are currently using this capability, but it is reasonable to say that while resource limitations used to discourage the government from tracking you without a good reason, these constraints have largely disappeared. – Ron Wyden

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Knowing that you are completely forgiven destroys the power of sin in your life. – Joseph Prince

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