Quote by Mark Twain
The Christians Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same

The Christians Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. – Mark Twain

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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. – Mark Twain

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Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do. – Mark Twain

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Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. – Mark Twain

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You can die of the cure before you die of the illness. – Michael Landon

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Passion, you see, can be destroyed by a doctor. It cannot be created. – Peter Shaffer

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The current medical records system is this: Room after room after room in a hospital filled with paper files. – Timothy Murphy

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I founded a launch company called International Microspace when I graduated medical school in 1989. We were trying to build a microsatellite launcher. – Peter Diamandis

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