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Quote by Mark Twain
The Christians Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same

The Christians Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. – Mark Twain

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Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. – Mark Twain

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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place. – Mark Twain

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The field of Western medicine has seemingly become literally nothing but medicine. Are doctors are on their way out, to be replaced by self-service pharmaceutical vending machines? – Terri Guillemets, “Prescribed,” 2004

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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck

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Because of my medical and ideological training, I am accustomed to saying that life is adaptation and symbiosis. – Tabare Vazquez

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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. – Groucho Marx

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The way positive reinforcement is carried out is more important than the amount. – B. F. Skinner

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A gaffe in Washington is someone telling the truth, and telling the truth has never hurt me. – Joe Biden

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One who looks for a friend without faults will have none. – Anon.

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Time is the substance from which I am made. Time is a river which carries me along, but I am the river it is a tiger that devours me, but I am the tiger it is a fire that consumes me, but I am the fire. – Jorge Luis Borges

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