The Christians Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. – Mark Twain
The proper proportions of a maxim: a minimum of sound to a maximum of sense. – Mark Twain

The Christians Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. – Mark Twain
The proper proportions of a maxim: a minimum of sound to a maximum of sense. – Mark Twain
I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time. – Mark Twain
Let us endeavor to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. – Mark Twain