In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even to prayer. – Mark Twain
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read. – Mark Twain

In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even to prayer. – Mark Twain
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read. – Mark Twain
I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes. – Mark Twain
I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened. – Mark Twain