My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright Category: pet
Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs. – Martha Scott Category: pet
My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo. – Billy Connolly Category: pet
My health is the No. 1 concern and my longevity is the No. 1 concern. – Alonzo Mourning Category: Health
Since achieving their independence in 1992, the people of Croatia have built a democratic society based on the rule of law, respect for human rights, and a free market economy. – Elton Gallegly Category: respect
I like to direct movies, but I dont like to goof around for eight years talking about it. – John Malkovich Category: movies
Whenever you are creating beauty around you, you are restoring your own soul. – Alice Walker Category: Beauty
