Quote by Garrison Keillor
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. – Garrison Keillor

Other quotes by Garrison Keillor

Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average. – Garrison Keillor

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Men
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A lovely thing about Christmas is that its compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. – Garrison Keillor

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Christmas
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Other Quotes from
Nature
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When I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, I call that bird a duck. – James Whitcomb Riley

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Nature

I thank you God for this most amazing day, for the leaping greenly spirits of trees, and for the blue dream of sky and for everything which is natural, which is infinite, which is yes. – e.e. cummings

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Nature

I never sort of thought of myself as a comedy writer, by nature. – Lena Dunham

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Nature

The dance of the palm trees, the oceans calling, the first rays of sun and heaven is here. – Mike Dolan, @HawaiianLife

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Nature

Random Quotes

Anybody can become angry – that is easy, but to be angry with the right person and to the right degree and at the right time and for the right purpose, and in the right way – that is not within everybodys power and is not easy. – Aristotle

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Anger

Old age is a special problem for me because Ive never been able to shed the mental image I have of myself – a lad of about 19. – E. B. White

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Age

I am in love – and, my God, it is the greatest thing that can happen to a man. I tell you, find a woman you can fall in love with. Do it. Let yourself fall in love. If you have not done so already, you are wasting your life. – David Herbert Lawrence

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God

Our repugnance to death increases in proportion to our consciousness of having lived in vain. – William Hazlitt, On the Love of Life, 1815

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Carpe Diem