I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a relationship that I couldnt necessarily believe in. – Oliver Reed
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesnt work and then they get elected and prove it. – P. J. ORourke
Abortion is a skillfully marketed product sold to women at a crisis time in their life. If the product is defective, she cant return it for a refund. – Carol Evertt
