I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said Are you going to help? I said No, six should be enough. – Les Dawson
Ive only slept with men Ive been married to. How many women can make that claim? – Elizabeth Taylor
Most of us women like men, you know its just that we find them a constant disappointment. – Clare Short
If women are supposed to be less rational and more emotional at the beginning of our menstrual cycle when the female hormone is at its lowest level, then why isnt it logical to say that, in those few days, women behave the most like the way men behave all month long? – Gloria Steinem
I heard the old, old, men say all thats beautiful drifts away, like the waters. – William Butler Yeats
If you have men who will only come if they know there is a good road, I dont want them. I want men who will come if there is no road at all. – David Livingstone
Its absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, weve got rockets, weve got saran wrap – fix it! – Lewis Black
I like being a woman, even in a mans world. After all, men cant wear dresses, but we can wear the pants. – Whitney Houston
There is no better proof of a mans being truly good than his desiring to be constantly under the observation of good men. – Francois de La Rochefoucauld
All soldiers who serve their country and put their lives at risk need to know that if something happens to them, their families will be well taken care of. Thats the bond we have with our military men and women and their families. – Jeff Sessions
I get along with guys most of my friends are guys. Its easier to trust men sometimes. I only have a few close girlfriends that I trust. – Paris Hilton
Most people know no other way of judging mens worth but by the vogue they are in, or the fortunes they have met with. – Francois de La Rochefoucauld
A time will come when a politician who has willfully made war and promoted international dissension will be as sure of the dock and much surer of the noose than a private homicide. It is not reasonable that those who gamble with mens lives should not stake their own. – H. G. Wells
If there existed no external means for dimming their consciences, one-half of the men would at once shoot themselves, because to live contrary to ones reason is a most intolerable state, and all men of our time are in such a state. – Leo Tolstoy
Mens ideas are the most direct emanations of their material state. – Karl Marx
Make no little plans they have no magic to stir mens blood. – Daniel Burnham
Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, its quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid. – Rita Rudner
If men and women are to understand each other, to enter into each others nature with mutual sympathy, and to become capable of genuine comradeship, the foundation must be laid in youth. – Havelock Ellis
I love being a woman and I was not one of these women who rose through professional life by wearing mens clothes or looking masculine. I loved wearing bright colors and being who I am. – Madeleine Albright
If its natural to kill, how come men have to go into training to learn how? – Joan Baez
