One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your childs name and how old he or she is. – Erma Bombeck
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, youve got it made. – Groucho Marx
Children are the anchors of a mothers life. – Sophocles
Babies dont need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach… it pisses me off! Ill go over to a little baby and say What are you doing here? You havent worked a day in your life! – Steven Wright
Waste your money and youre only out of money, but waste your time and youve lost a part of your life. – Michael LeBoeuf
If theres not drama and negativity in my life, all my songs will be really wack and boring or something. – Eminem
Life began with waking up and loving my mothers face. – George Eliot
A broad margin of leisure is as beautiful in a mans life as in a book. Haste makes waste, no less in life than in housekeeping. Keep the time, observe the hours of the universe, not of the cars. – Henry David Thoreau
Id like to be settled into somewhat of a normal life. Somewhat. I know its never going to be completely normal. – Michael Jordan
In college I never realized the opportunities available to a pro athlete. Ive been given the chance to meet all kinds of people, to travel and expand my financial capabilities, to get ideas and learn about life, to create a world apart from basketball. – Michael Jordan
There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your hearts desire. The other is to gain it. – George Bernard Shaw
We can always choose to perceive things differently. You can focus on whats wrong in your life, or you can focus on whats right. – Marianne Williamson
Respect is one of lifes greatest treasures. I mean, what does it all add up to if you dont have that? – Marilyn Monroe
If there is only one thing in my life that I am proud of, its that Ive never been a kept woman. – Marilyn Monroe
I have so much chaos in my life, its become normal. You become used to it. You have to just relax, calm down, take a deep breath and try to see how you can make things work rather than complain about how theyre wrong. – Tom Welling
Always fall in with what youre asked to accept. Take what is given, and make it over your way. My aim in life has always been to hold my own with whatevers going. Not against: with. – Robert Frost
I dont have expectations. Expectations in your life just lead to giant disappointments. – Michael Landon
There are people who want to make mens lives more difficult for no other reason than the chance it provides them afterwards to offer their prescription for alleviating life their Christianity, for instance. – Friedrich Nietzsche
Run for your life from any man who tells you that money is evil. That sentence is the lepers bell of an approaching looter. – Ayn Rand
Dont ignore the past, but deal with it, on your own pace. Once you deal with it, you are free of it and you are free to embrace your life and be a happy loving person because if you dont, the past will come back to haunt and keep coming back to haunt you. – Boris Kodjoe