Bulldogs are adorable, with faces like toads that have been sat on. – Colette
The nose of the bulldog has been slanted backwards so that he can breathe without letting go. – Winston Churchill
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. – Anon.
Who loves me will love my dog also. – Proverb
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. – Robert Benchley
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that a child cannot do much harm one way or another. – Robert Benchley
Dog. A kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the worlds worship. – Ambrose Bierce
Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane. – Smiley Blanton
A dog will make eye contact. A cat will, too, but a cat – Roy Blount, Jr.
You may drive a dog off the Kings armchair, and it will climb into the preachers pulpit; he views the world unmoved, unembarrassed, unabashed. – Jean De La Bruyere
If you dont own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life. – Roger Caras
The dog is a religious animal. In his savage state he worships the moon and the lights that float upon the waters. These are his gods to whom he appeals at night with long-drawn howls. – Anatole France
In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesnt merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog. – Edward Hoagland
How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesnt make it a leg. – Abraham Lincoln
The love of a dog for his master is notorious; as an old writer quaintly says, A dog is the only thing on this earth that luvs you more than he luvs himself. – Dr. Lauder Lindsay
Extraordinary creature! So close a friend, and yet so remote. – Thomas Mann
Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx
The Belief that man is outfitted with an immortal soul, differing altogether from the engines which operate the lower animals, is ridiculously unjust to them. The difference between the smartest dog and the stupidest man – H. L. Mencken
